Big Letters Come Home

The giant letters that once hung outside Milwaukee County Stadium were purchased by the Milwaukee Brewers recently. The 22 eight-foot letters had been in the hands of collectors since the team made the move to Miller Park in 2001.

The Milwaukee Brewers say they aren’t sure what they will be doing with the letters now that they have them back. Hard to see why that’s even a question. They’ve got a decent chunk of the alphabet and can spell out a lot of interesting words with them. It’s the perfect opportunity to lure in non-baseball fans. And once they’re on the lot, the tickets practically sell themselves. Here are a few traffic-stopping suggestions that are sure to entice:

DISCO YETI MEATMAN
ATOMIC MILDEW SNAKE
MAMAS UNLICKED TOE
TAME SUMO WILDCAT
MAIMED CLOWN STEAK
WET MONKEY SALAD

You’re welcome, Brewers.